Hoping to crack open the wine in a can and get your own Dover Eyota Eagles shirt? Well, you’re out of luck. The shirt is from a high school pep band in Eyota, Minnesota.
Thanks to a nice reddit user, we have an image of the shirt, where you can see the text and everything a bit more clearly. That nice redditor also informed us that the shirt has been phased out and is no longer available for purchase, even if you attend the high school.